Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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