we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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