she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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