KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
