I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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