And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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