come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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