12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
All I want is dick and wine.
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