i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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