i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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