woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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