There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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