I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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