Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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