So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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