The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so let's talk penis.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
whose ass print is on the piano?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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