Small penises have feelings too.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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