can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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