Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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