it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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