If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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