dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
