so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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