Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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