Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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