You surviving the open bar?
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Say something about gay babies.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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