just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
send nudes
from the living room?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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