what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Too much gin, very little bucket
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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