ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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