I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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