I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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