The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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