This girl is more easily done than said...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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