Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
All the doctor said was why
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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