You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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