He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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