Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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