I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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