Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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