i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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