You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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