nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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