Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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