Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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