What did we do last night that was yellow?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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