Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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