K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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