weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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