We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
