Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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