Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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