Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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