It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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