walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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