I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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