Having a random hookup so left but love u
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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