oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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