yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize